Joe Biden, the gift that keeps on giving..

[martha]

If BO/JB win today, at least we will be able to poke fun at joe biden for awhile..

Good grief this man is a total joke.

"My sister is smart, runs every one of my campaigns; is beautiful; graduated with honors from college; is homecoming queen. But she's a ... she is what I call a 'girl-boy' growing up, you know what I mean?"
"And I tell you what? Girl-girls are tougher than girl-boys," he said. "But there's one important thing I noticed.The great thing about marrying into a family with five sisters, there's always one that loves you. 'Cause you can count on splitting them a bit. You know what I mean?

"I shouldn't be going off like this, but -- hey, folks, 37 more hours, 37 more hours," he then said.

In his speech, Biden followed with a self-described Freudian slip, in which he confused John McCain and George Bush.

Biden argued that electing McCain would mean four more years of Bush administration policies, but as is always the case with the Delaware senator, a routine line delivered hundreds of times on the trail can still be an adventure.

"In the most recent debate between John McCain and Barack Obama, John McCain felt the need to say to Barack, to the commentator and to all America that he was not John McCain," Biden said in the slip-up. "I mean, he was not President Bush."

Via

[bewitched]

If Obama wins today he will pay for all our gas and mortgages. Yay.
Then he will be assassinated... probably by a black man.
My kid said that many people will wake up when Barakah Hussain Obama's name is announced at the innauguration and they realize he's indeed an African Muslim and not an American who is going to pay for our gas and mortgages.

In a way this election has brought out issues that we all need to face. There is a deep factor of racism in this country, especially in the black community. Old grudges need to be healed and those who identify themselves by race need to wake up and get with the program or they will be left behind.

[martha]

The vice president is the one who administers this oath and appeared to forget about it (video below).

“Joe, you want to administer the oath?,” he prodded his number two.

“Am I doing this again? Oh! For the senior staff,” he suddenly remembered.

“My memory’s not as good as Justice Roberts’ … Chief Justice Roberts,” referencing the Chief Justice’s failed attempt to administer the presidential oath of office by heart.

Attendees groaned and a smattering of laughter was heard. But President Obama was stone-faced. Some described his reaction as grim.

Joe Biden jokes about Roberts' oath gaffe


Link

i love this pic!!

[thumbelina]

[martha]

JB goofs up the swearing in of Hillary....

Mockery of and apologies to the Supreme Court chief justice aside, Vice President Biden on Monday learned how difficult it is to deliver an oath of office.

The vice president fumbled his words while swearing in Hillary Clinton as secretary of state in a mock ceremony held at Foggy Bottom.

After smoothly saying and having Clinton repeat that she does "solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic," Biden, who was using a note card, faltered.

"... that I will bear -- excuse me ... that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVxLz...layer_embedded

[mpano66]

So.....what are they gonna do about the lawsuit that states she isnt elligible for the office? Ignore it and hope it goes away?

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

So.....what are they gonna do about the lawsuit that states she isnt elligible for the office? Ignore it and hope it goes away?

Just like the birth certificate with obama.

[thumbelina]

Reality check for Vice President Joe Biden

Gaffe-Prone Biden Errs Again Citing False Stats in Gov. Jindal Slam

Real Man of Genius: Joe Biden

[thumbelina]

"Gimme a #$%^&#@ break," says VP Joe Biden

Joe Biden Open Mic Drops The F Bomb

[Isis]

Biden to Zapatero: Hey, thanks for all that help in Iraq

Joe Biden remembered to thank Spanish Prime Minister Jose Zapatero for all the help he gave us in Iraq, except that the only thing Zapatero gave us in Iraq was the finger:

so much for our foreign policy...