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    Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."
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    Re: Only use one for number one

    wtf?

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    Re: Only use one for number one

    Please help with my new cause:
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    Re: Only use one for number one

    The acreage of the rear quarter is inversely proportional to the conservation of the square.

    ...Or words to that effect.
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    ...his is a joke..right? No body is that freaking stupid....
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    Re: Only use one for number one

    Quote Originally Posted by Isis
    ...his is a joke..right? No body is that freaking stupid....
    lol you overestimate the intelligence, more like lack of it, of these people.

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    Re: Only use one for number one

    Quote Originally Posted by unrealious
    The acreage of the rear quarter is inversely proportional to the conservation of the square.

    ...Or words to that effect.
    So you're saying this is discriminating to people with very large asses?

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    Re: Only use one for number one

    I've come back to this thread several times today and I just can't think of anything to say that adequately expresses my at this idea. Where do they come up with this tripe?

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    Re: Only use one for number one

    WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?

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    Austin "Danger" Powers

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    Re: Only use one for number one

    Quote Originally Posted by Tresses
    I've come back to this thread several times today and I just can't think of anything to say that adequately expresses my at this idea. Where do they come up with this tripe?
    I had the same response...
    WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?

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