wtf?
Link & H/TAlthough my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."
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The acreage of the rear quarter is inversely proportional to the conservation of the square.
...Or words to that effect.![]()
"A year ago my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my vice-president had shot someone. Ah, those were the good ol' days."
George W. Bush
...his is a joke..right? No body is that freaking stupid....
PRESIDENT OBAMA: We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded.
lol you overestimate the intelligence, more like lack of it, of these people.Originally Posted by Isis
So you're saying this is discriminating to people with very large asses?Originally Posted by unrealious
I've come back to this thread several times today and I just can't think of anything to say that adequately expresses myat this idea. Where do they come up with this tripe?
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?
Sincerely,
Austin "Danger" Powers
all hail the new chimperor!!!!!
Originally Posted by Tresses
I had the same response...
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?
Sincerely,
Austin "Danger" Powers![]()
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