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    Kerry Got Jokes

    ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
    U.S. Sen. John Kerry must have been channeling his inner Letterman yesterday.

    The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.

    “Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’
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    Har Har Har....

    Hey dumbass (Kerry), just remember, the 'other' Senator from your State drowned a gal and never owned up to it.
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    The left really are sick....they went from Bush Derangement and now it's crossed over to Palin Derangement.

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    Re: Kerry Got Jokes

    Didn't sKerry go missing up some river in Southeast Asia, at Christmas time, looking for a purple heart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by martha View Post
    Didn't sKerry go missing up some river in Southeast Asia, at Christmas time, looking for a purple heart?
    oh yeah....and he left his little kids with a sick first wife while he chased off with other women in DC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isis View Post
    The left really are sick....they went from Bush Derangement and now it's crossed over to Palin Derangement.
    They're desperately afraid of her running for Pres in 4 yrs because they know their messiah has been exposed for the inexperienced fraud that he is and is quite beatable. So, they'll pull out all the stops to prevent that from happening by upping their constant trashing of Palin.
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    Too bad he hasnt gone missing

    They are still scared of her!
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    To bad this is the only way kerry can get any attention and therefore justify his existence in politics to himself and the other loons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NonConformist View Post
    Too bad he hasnt gone missing

    They are still scared of her!
    He had. That's why he had to say something "provocative" to get back on the radar
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    what is it about Conservative women that the left hates so much?

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