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    Who painted it?

    Hillary Clinton leaves flowers for Our Lady of Guadalupe

    During her recent visit to Mexico, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made an unexpected stop at the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe and left a bouquet of white flowers “on behalf of the American people,” after asking who painted the famous image.

    The image of Our Lady of Guadalupe was miraculously imprinted by Mary on the tilma, or cloak, of St. Juan Diego in 1531. The image has numerous unexplainable phenomena, such as the appearance on Mary’s eyes of those present in the room when the tilma was opened and the image’s lack of decay.

    Mrs. Clinton was received on Thursday at 8:15 a.m. by the rector of the Basilica, Msgr. Diego Monroy.

    Msgr. Monroy took Mrs. Clinton to the famous image of Our Lady of Guadalupe, which had been previously lowered from its usual altar for the occasion.

    After observing it for a while, Mrs. Clinton asked “who painted it?” to which Msgr. Monroy responded “God!”


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    Leaving the basilica half an hour later, Mrs. Clinton told some of the Mexicans gathered outside to greet her, “you have a marvelous virgin!”

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    Re: Who painted it?



    Here is a miracle that Hillary might be able to answer:





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    ...but...but...but I thought Hillary was the smartest women in the world...

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    "Leaving the basilica half an hour later, Mrs. Clinton told some of the Mexicans gathered outside to greet her, 'you have a marvelous virgin!' "


    Incidentally, that was Bill's favorite line to the parents of his Interns....
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    Re: Who painted it?

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyL View Post
    Incidentally, that was Bill's favorite line to the parents of his Interns....
    Shoot. Score. +1
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    ZING! RImshot!
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    Re: Who painted it?

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyL View Post
    "Leaving the basilica half an hour later, Mrs. Clinton told some of the Mexicans gathered outside to greet her, 'you have a marvelous virgin!' "


    Incidentally, that was Bill's favorite line to the parents of his Interns....
    It was comments like that that the Reputation System was invented for.





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    "After observing it for a while, Mrs. Clinton asked “who painted it?” to which Msgr. Monroy responded 'God!' "

    Mrs. Clinton then replied, "I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with His work..."


    Come on...this is just too easy...

    I find this story to be just the latest in a long line of cruel jokes, along with the 25 DVDs (non-playable in a European DVD Player), the countless broken promises, Tim Geithner, etc.
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    Very good Tony.

    But if any R had said what The Bitch said, the MSM would have a field day and so would comedians.

    Do you think Leno or Letterman will run your jokes?

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